Carolina Manzo + Kim Zolciak

Kimoline Manziak

Proud mother and wife, Kimoline has always aspired to own her own vineyard. Instead, she has worked the last twenty years as a server in an upscale banquet hall, where, more often than hardly, she takes secret nips of the finest white vino behind the scenes. Maybe this will explain her rather chipper behavior and quirky personality. Don't cross her, though. Kimoline will snap out if someone antagonizes her. She is extremely protective of her family. She also has multiple personalities that come out when she changes wigs and lipstick shades. These various internal characters are loved by few, hated by most.

Kimoline Manziak reminds us of an older Kelly Osbourne.

Alexis Bellino + Carla Facciolo = ???

Carlexis Faccilino

Mother of quadruplets, Carlexis is proud of being her family's glue. Her husband who is constantly in between work and jail rarely lends a helping hand with raising their precious multiples, leaving Carlexis to live up to her title: Super Mom. Carlexis loves spending time working out and whatever mother nature can't fix in the gym, Dr. Veltzberg, her plastic surgeon, fixes for her. While her husband has spent time in jail, it's been rumored Carlexis has dated her doctor, which probably knocks a substantial percentage off her medical fees. A quiet sidekick to her friends, Carlexis plays her part well, but her two-faced antics has landed her in hot water more than once.

Carolina Manzo + Tami Roman = ???

Tamoline Romanzo

Most of the time, Tamoline comes across as a bitch. Those who aren't close with Tamoline will feel intimidated, nervous, and confused in her presence. Her glaring eyes and the dangerous vibe received from her protruding veneers is enough to silence any woman. On the exterior, no one dares to test her. On the inside though, Tamoline is a bunny rabbit. When no one is around, Tamoline enjoys knitting, sipping hot chocolate, and reading Shel Silverstein poems.

Teresa Guidice + NeNe Leakes = ???

Tereenee Guideakes

Twice divorcee' Tereenee Guideakes is no stranger to love. Her past as a gogo dancer in Newark house clubs conceived her original reputation of a party girl. Her bedroom eyes and collection of snap-on wigs allowed her to find her way into the hearts of the most hardened criminals from the tri-state area to Miami. Eventually, Tereenee decided to settle down with an older, distinguished gentleman. Unfortunately, after just a few years, her homemaker lifestyle became just too boring to continue. Tereenee is now in the process of revamping her career, designing blinged out cooking utensils sold in high end department stores nationwide.

Chris Brown + Rihanna = ???

Official Chrihanna

Official FAMOUSFACEOFF factory product: Chrihanna. Chrihanna is not quite a "her" yet. Chrihanna is PRE-OP, yet conceals his facial hair with Covergirl and Maybelline foundation. Chrihanna loves to shock the world with his carefree fashion statements, small but offensive tattoos, and collection of pink and purple souped-up muscle cars. Chrihanna's hair is always laid fiercely and his modest accessories never upstage his attire.

Chrihanna tends to remind us of Shaunie O'Neal.

Chrihanna is ex-besties with Rihanueche.

Carolina Manzo + Teresa Guidice = ???

CAROLESA GUIDANZO

Carolesa Guidanzo is one of our favorite factory productions. Don't let her sweet smile fool ya, she puts up with NO ONE'S B.S.! Her love for her family and husband is something to admire. She does, however, have a love-hate relationship with most of her friends. She tends to flip the script on them at any given moment, whispering to her husband, "They're all jealous of me and what I have." A day or two later, she is rekindling her friendships over expensive wine and cheese.