Dris BrovanzoEver since Dris's ex-wife was sentenced to hardtime for her involvement in a ponzi scheme, Dris has been a terrible wreck. The first two years after her conviction, Dris abandoned his singing career and partied a great deal of his savings away. In 2004, Dris met a certain famous, sexy, recording artist and the two began a whirlwind affair. The relationship came to a screeching hault when Dris was charged with scalding his buxom boo with a hot pot of sugar grits. Depressed by his failed relationship and being shunned from the industry, Dris began partying even harder in Las Vegas. After being banned from just about every casino and hotel there, Dris relocated to the east coast where he currently lives in a cozy apartment in East Orange, NJ. When he isn't recording pop ballads in the studio, Dris is in the gym training for his favorite hobby - cage fighting. He is currently awaiting his ex-wife's prison release. The two are rumored to be reconciling.
Dris Brovanzo reminds us of Ralph Macchio.
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