Kourtney Kardashian + Kim Zolciak =

Kimney Kardoziak

Daughter of a famous court reporter, Kimney began her life living in Beverly Hills, rubbing shoulders with some of the countries richest kids. After high school, Kimney moved to New York where she began college as a nursing student. Half way through her degree program, Kimney dropped out when she a very famous mega-socialite and photographer. The two began dating and a year later, Kimney gave birth to their first child. The couple are now expecting their second child and Kimney will be releasing her own wig and eyelash line this summer.

Khloe Kardashian + Tiny =

Khliny

Khliny, one of our favorite FamousFaceOff factory gals, has been making a name forever since the 90s. Originally in 1990s girl rock band "Escort", Khliny entered the 21st century as a solo artist. In 2003, Khliny met country singer/boxer Timar Hardom. The two live in Miami with their eleven children.

Lady Gaga + Rihanna =

Lady Rihaga

Lady Rihaga, one of the most famous singing stars in the entire world, continues to wow her fans, especially when they consider her humble beginnings. Stemming from a Portuguese-Trinidadian household, Rihaga grew up surrounded by music from around the world. At a very young age, Rihaga entered "Supernova", a televised talent competition. Although she lost after being booed off the stage, Rihaga never gave up singing. In 2003, Rihaga literally bumped into Dris Brovanzo in an elevator. She gave Dris a CD with one of her songs on it. Soon after, the two began a tumultuous relationship which ended when Rihaga was scalded while Dris was preparing the two breakfast at his home in West Hollywood. Lady Rihaga has been linked to a number of rugby players, optometrists and jockeys. Under new management, she is currently working on her fourth album which is due this summer.

Pauly D + Melissa Gorga = ???

Paulissa D'Gorga

Paulissa has been in the music industry since the late 90s. Making her rounds from NYC, to Jersey, to Rhode Island, and back to Connecticut, Paulissa has made a huge name for herself. Initially starting out as a singing rollerskater at Trevino's Roller Gallery in Elizabeth, NJ, Paullisa's stunning good looks landed her in the sights of a major hip hop record producer. Paullisa began rapping and producing her own tracks using her trademark harmonica rifts. Five years later, she headlined in Atlantic City. Today, aside from modeling, rapping and singing, Paulissa is focusing on her new lipstick line, P.D. Pouty. She is wearing the "Perfect Passion" shade in the pic above.

Drita D'Avanzo + Chris Brown = ???

Dris Brovanzo

Ever since Dris's ex-wife was sentenced to hardtime for her involvement in a ponzi scheme, Dris has been a terrible wreck. The first two years after her conviction, Dris abandoned his singing career and partied a great deal of his savings away. In 2004, Dris met a certain famous, sexy, recording artist and the two began a whirlwind affair. The relationship came to a screeching hault when Dris was charged with scalding his buxom boo with a hot pot of sugar grits. Depressed by his failed relationship and being shunned from the industry, Dris began partying even harder in Las Vegas. After being banned from just about every casino and hotel there, Dris relocated to the east coast where he currently lives in a cozy apartment in East Orange, NJ. When he isn't recording pop ballads in the studio, Dris is in the gym training for his favorite hobby - cage fighting. He is currently awaiting his ex-wife's prison release. The two are rumored to be reconciling.

Dris Brovanzo reminds us of Ralph Macchio.

Rihanna + Karrueche = ???

Rihanueche

A Vietnamese pop star is finally getting the attention of American music listeners. Rihanueche has been a model and background singer since 2004, but recently, she has signed a multimillion dollar record deal with BreezedOut Music. Her first English album is in the works and is expected to hit stores this fall.

In her spare time, Rihanueche loves to travel, get Vietnamese tattoos, and eat exotic foods. She has been known to smoke marijuana during her elaborate vacations. We think her inner bad girl is trying to break free.

Rihanueche reminds us of a blond Meagan Good.

Rihanueche use to be best friends with Chrihanna. We're told Rihanueche had a major crush on Chrihanna, but everyone knows Chrihanna don't swing that way!

Tami Roman + Teresa Guidice = ???

Tamesa Romice

No wine allowed! Unless you want to duck flying wine glasses. Tamesa does not goof around when it comes to confrontation. She wants to dish it all out, but when her plate is served, she won't touch it. She throws it! And whatever mess she makes, she expects YOU to clean it up! She has been known to cry while alone, pop pills, and drink countless bottles of cheap Moscado. In the company of others, she sits pretty and prissy and sips only the best in hopes to impress. She is a cheap bitch, too. Before an exclusive event, she leaves the house an hour early to stop by the mall and sprays on half a bottle of expensive perfume that she's too cheap to ever buy. She always looks like a million bucks, though. In today's economy, maybe we should take notes.